So it was probably 1000 degrees in Las Vegas today. Which means one thing. There is no way in hell that I will be working out. I am coming to terms with the fact that summer is here, and if I continue to use “too hot” as a crutch, I will have to change the title of this blog to FatGirlMolz (which is still available, lucky me!).
But whatever, I didn’t go to the gym today. I didn’t “run” today (with Dante or otherwise). And I didn’t do a workout video. What I did do was make the most bitchin’ workout playlist ever (for the next month until it becomes the most overplayed workout playlist ever). And because all you’re so awesome, I’m going to share it with you.
But before we get to the good part where I share the secret of running success with you (kick ass music, not lululemon), I must make sure you first understand this. The only music that is appropriate for running is shitty pop music. No one will motivate you more that TSwift, Britney (bitch), and a bunch of other hot ass bitches (and Maroon 5). Thus, I remove everyone’s right to judge this list (although I always listen to shitty pop, so whatev).
Here it is:
Fight Song – Rachel Platten
Shake it Off – Taylor Swift
Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars
Sugar – Maroon 5 or Want to Want Me – Jason Derulo (these are the same song so pick one)
I Really Like You – Carly Rae Jepsen
Whistle (While you Work It) – Katy Tiz
Work Bitch – Britney Spear (obvs)
Stronger – Kanye West
Fireball – Pitbull
Ban Bang – Ariana Grande, Jessie J & Nicki Minaj
GDFR – Flo Rida
Watch Me Shine – Joanna Pacitti
Baby – Justin Bieber
Starships – Nicki Minaj
Just Dance – Lady Gaga
Can’t Be Tamed – Miley Cyrus
Now all of you hold the key to totally kicking ass at running. You’re welcome.