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I’m Back Bitches

Is anybody still fucking out there?

If you are, then I guess I’m just #blessed.  (I puked in my mouth for that hashtag-don’t worry)

I’m pretty sure I’ve been in a haze of depression the past few months.  And I’m not sure if it’s the buffalo wild wings (get off me) that I just ate or if it’s the sexy austrailian I made out with despite dying from a cold, but I found my mojo.  And chances are, it was hiding in buffalo wild wings.  Which, I will not be eating moving forward because gross.

Anyways, I’m set to eat pretty healthy, and have my colon cleansed for my colonoscopy Friday (I’m fine-have to get a screening because of a history of colon cancer in the fam thanks for worrying though :)).  And I’m using that to jump start operation Get Hot and Dangerous for real for real.  I committed to a month of only seshes with my trainer, and hopefully monthly meet ups to box.  Because. I. Fuggin. Love. Boxing.

I am sure that many can relate to being a loser, but I’m trying to get my entire life back on the rails.  I have big plans for 2018 that include kickin ass at work, at my side hustle, blogging and podcasting like a mother fucker, swearing more than I already do (is it possible?), traveling the world, lifting others up, and taking on grad school.  Am I fucking crazy?  Maybe.  But this last year has shown me one thing.  And at the risk of sounding like a dumbass inspirational meme – tomorrow isn’t fucking promised.  So we have to grab today – and 2018 – by the balls.

Find yourself today.  And go get em.

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One thought on “I’m Back Bitches

  1. 🔥😘❤️ Yes!!! Glad to see you back!! Is it sad that I almost messaged you to see if you were coming back to the blog? I’m here to be your cheerleader all the way. Xoxo

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