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An Open Letter To the Bitch Who Steals My Treadmill

Dear Runner Whore, While I appreciate the fact that you typically serve as a marker that I’m 1/3 of the way through my workout with my trainer, I do not appreciate that you insist on taking my treadmill. Yes, I’m claiming the left treadmill as my own. Especially since I am there at 5:45a, and… Continue reading An Open Letter To the Bitch Who Steals My Treadmill

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Yogurt is a FUCKING Scam

I did a thing where I finally sought out assistance to get my fucking eating under control.  After a breakup you eat nothing, so you look great but combined with slowly starving yourself and drinking practically every night, your skin looks like shit.  And worse than looking like a corpse, you feel like one.  … Continue reading Yogurt is a FUCKING Scam

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My Pilates Instructor Hates Me, a narrative

Post knee surgery is no joke.  I get excited about walking a mile.  I also get sweaty.  My surgeon said from month three to month six I am allowed to work out minus “cutting” sports, dance classes, and any other side to side motion where I could re injure my knee.  Also, no lunges until… Continue reading My Pilates Instructor Hates Me, a narrative